robelessd:

the holy trinity

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo


Anonymous
what does bdsm mean? please explain.

placentaandllamas:

best damn spaghetti meatballs

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

titytwochainz:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

this is such a doodoo post. dicks get hard for no reason. my dick is hard when i wake up. when i hold my pee for too long. when i cough hard. when the got damn wind blow. so many things you coulda said and it was make my dick hard. lola bunny used to get my dick hard and she a got damn cartoon bunny.

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